{UNCLUSTERF*CKED}

You’ve asked the nice people in your Facebook Groups for help.
(Is there such a thing as too much feedback? Because you got it!)
You’ve combed through Pinterest + YouTube trying to find answers.
(The info you found was more basic than a college girl with Uggs.)
You somehow now know less about WTF to do about your boss problems than when you started asking for help.

You don’t feel like a boss. At all!
You feel hella frustrated that your service-based business is a total clusterf*ck.

Which means you have 2 choices.

You can do this to the biz
you worked so damned hard to grow ::

Or you book a 1:1 session with me to deal with this ish!

It's called - wait for it! - it's called

(Get it? Because that's what happens to you + your biz!)
(P.S. Don't set anything on fire. I can't fix fire.)

Maybe you have some systems in place + you need come clarity around HOW TO MAKE YOUR OPERATIONS + AUTOMATIONS PLAY NICE with you, your team + your sanity...

Perhaps you want a CUSTOM CLIENT ONBOARDING PROCESS specific to the types of tech + tools you're using, and you need someone to help you flesh out how to make that work (hella hard!) for you...

You may even be prepping for a launch or you may want to establish a monetary value to your opt-ins + the time you spend on social media + you want to talk about what you can do to STREAMLINE HOW YOU'RE TRACKING YOUR ONLINE PERFORMANCE, GROWTH + MARKETING EFFORTS...

Or you may be caught in the vicious cycle of work-overwhelm-rinse-repeat + you're OVER THE CHAOS OF THE DAILY GRIND - you want someone to guide you away from the path you've been on + show you what that better way is for you, your biz, your goals + your happily-ever-after.

Whatever it is that is causing that heavy ball of tension sitting right behind your chest plate? I’ve got you, boss!

And who am I to help you get {UNCLUSTERF*CKED}?

I’m Lanie (pronounced Lay-nee) Lamarre.
And this systems stuff? It's totally the peanut butter to my jam!

You remember that nerdy girl in school you used to copy all the answers from? 🙌 Guilty!
And I still have all the answers except now, I mean business. YOUR business!
You have enough to do just being you. I’m here to take care of all the BS keeping you hella-stressed.

 LET'S GET YOU

Availability is limited.
Because my time is limited. P.S. So is yours.
So let’s make this count

$247

So how does this work exactly?
Well, it’s all about you, me + strategy, baby!

I’ve made this mad simple (because that’s how I do!) ::
You click the booking link.
Select a time that works best for you.
Make the deposit.
And BOOM! We’re giggles-deep into 60 minutes of video-chatting bliss!

Because remember when you used to wake up feeling excited about what was next in your business? Yeah, that’s possible, too!

So is the idea that you don’t have to work so damned hard.

Or that you don’t have to be so flipping snappy at your loved ones all the time. (I know you didn’t mean what you said, by the way. They will, too. Once you make some changes!)

Part strategy hour. Part therapy session. Part tech tutorial.

You've got this. We can do this!

Ready to exhale?
The sigh of relief starts when you take your first step towards getting

$247

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Am I supposed to just pay you + trust that this is going to work out?

Kinda.
You're reading this so you believe enough in my ability to help you that it got you this far.

Are you going to set things up for me?

Nope.
This is 100% strategy session. However, I do have a ton of resources, tutorials + templates that I will happily share to make it as easy as I possibly can for you. Seriously, I love spelling things out for you more than those fainting kids at the spelling bee asking about the language of origin. Expect to walk away with step-by-step actionable advice.

What happens if I make payment + we both agree that this isn't a good fit?

What's the Dita Von Teese quote about peaches? Something to the effect that you can be the ripest, juiciest peach of them all but sometimes, there are people who just don't like peaches.
If we figure out early on in the 1:1 that we aren't the peachiest of collaborations, these things happen + of course I will refund you. I ask for payment up-front because if you're asking me to set aside time to invest in you, it's a fair token of faith for you to invest in me (and yourself!) up-front, too.
But again, the only reason I do any of this is because I am bat-shit passionate about making your biz life easier + if directing you to someone better suited to help you do that is how I can help? I'm tickled pink to contribute to getting what you need to do that!